no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm always down for nudity.
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