i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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