Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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