Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
