And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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