Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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