just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
My feet surprised me
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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