im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My bed smells like the plague
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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