I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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