used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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