I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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