I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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