Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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