If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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