it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
false alarm, still single
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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