You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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