So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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