Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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