My nipple is on Facebook.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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