Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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