Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
ok first of all what the fuck
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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