so explain again why im purple
no
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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