I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Randomize
