And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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