HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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