No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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