marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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