If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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