hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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