I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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