Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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