when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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