Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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