Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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