You can't motorboat a personality
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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