My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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