Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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