I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
