I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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