Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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