: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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