im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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