They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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