this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
