No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Are we still banned from the library?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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