A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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