6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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