I hate your face
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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