They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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