Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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