I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
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I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I had to cum in my sink.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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