did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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