I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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