Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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