butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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