i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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