did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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