pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
