idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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