if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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