So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
