Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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